I've been misunderstanding what Text objects are. They can render a lot
of text with a given line height, word wrap, colors in various places.
And I've been creating one for every word 🤦
Unwinding this will take some time. This is just a first baby step for
ad hoc text objects. Turns out I don't need to convert to Text to get
something's rendered width, just the Font can do that.
Thanks to the LÖVE Discord for educating me:
https://discord.com/channels/329400828920070144/330089431379869708/1091535487333826580